Ooh, I feel so good, like I knew I would, ooh, I feel so good.

"Ooh, I feel so good, like I knew I would, ooh, I feel so good."

Where did this pre-show theatrical tradition come from?

(The Customer Is) Not Always Right --- Another New Story

Oh man, these types of things get to me...if you don't understand this, look up the phrase "the cake is a lie." If you understand this, the cake is actually not a lie, I've found it.

Deceptive Desserts

Customer: “Excuse me, but I have a complaint to make.”

Me: “Oh, sure. What’s the matter?”

Customer: “I heard a group of teenagers over there talking, and they said the cake that you serve is a lie.”

Me: “…”

Customer: “What exactly do you have to say for yourselves?! I come in here, expecting to find a decent establishment, only to find out you are selling fake food!!”

Me: “Um, ma’am. They were repeating a popular phrase from the internet. I can assure you, the cake that we sell very much exists.”

Customer: “Prove it! Show me this cake.”

Me: *points*

Customer: “Oh. In that case you should write a letter to the internet about how they’re making up rumors about your products.”

Me: “I’ll… I’ll do that. Thank you.”

Today

Hello.
Today is Friday, April 3rd.
It is now 10:48 PM.



I really don't know what to blog about.


I know I want to blog, but about what?
I want to blog, but about what?
But about what?
About what?
What?



Wow, that was lame.
Ooh, I know!

I just watched three episodes of Macgyver!


Uh, that's all.


Whoa! I had FOUR hits from THREE visits from different IPs yesterday! And they weren't from me! WOW! Somebody else in the world knows about this blog!


But seriously, what should I write about?


This is seriously pointless.


Apatosaurus:

Copyright 2000 Neil Riehle.


Who is Neil Riehle?
Let us see:
He's a graphic artist.
No Wikipedia on him...
Website: http://stellargraphic.com/




I have no idea what that is. I guess I'm not a huge contemporary art fan. That's probably not even contemporary art. But it looks nice!

Great going, Neil Riehle!