I made a few custom backgrounds:
(my favorite is the first)
9.6.10
15.6.09
28.5.09
Finals - CANCELED
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!
MY SCHOOL JUST CANCELED FINAL EXAMS!
I LOVE YOU SWINE FLU!
MY SCHOOL JUST CANCELED FINAL EXAMS!
I LOVE YOU SWINE FLU!
19.5.09
Jack and the Giant Serial Killer
14.5.09
24.4.09
Ooh, I feel so good, like I knew I would, ooh, I feel so good.
"Ooh, I feel so good, like I knew I would, ooh, I feel so good."
Where did this pre-show theatrical tradition come from?
Where did this pre-show theatrical tradition come from?
6.4.09
(The Customer Is) Not Always Right --- Another New Story
Oh man, these types of things get to me...if you don't understand this, look up the phrase "the cake is a lie." If you understand this, the cake is actually not a lie, I've found it.
Deceptive Desserts
Customer: “Excuse me, but I have a complaint to make.”
Me: “Oh, sure. What’s the matter?”
Customer: “I heard a group of teenagers over there talking, and they said the cake that you serve is a lie.”
Me: “…”
Customer: “What exactly do you have to say for yourselves?! I come in here, expecting to find a decent establishment, only to find out you are selling fake food!!”
Me: “Um, ma’am. They were repeating a popular phrase from the internet. I can assure you, the cake that we sell very much exists.”
Customer: “Prove it! Show me this cake.”
Me: *points*
Customer: “Oh. In that case you should write a letter to the internet about how they’re making up rumors about your products.”
Me: “I’ll… I’ll do that. Thank you.”
Labels:
fail epic fail,
global stupidity,
issues,
not always right,
words
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