iPhone OS 4 Backgrounds

I made a few custom backgrounds:
(my favorite is the first)

LAME

Finals - CANCELED

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!

MY SCHOOL JUST CANCELED FINAL EXAMS!

I LOVE YOU SWINE FLU!

Jack and the Giant Serial Killer

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Yes, this is what I saw when I was doing research for my English essay.

Java Programming Fail

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Ooh, I feel so good, like I knew I would, ooh, I feel so good.

"Ooh, I feel so good, like I knew I would, ooh, I feel so good."

Where did this pre-show theatrical tradition come from?

(The Customer Is) Not Always Right --- Another New Story

Oh man, these types of things get to me...if you don't understand this, look up the phrase "the cake is a lie." If you understand this, the cake is actually not a lie, I've found it.

Deceptive Desserts

Customer: “Excuse me, but I have a complaint to make.”

Me: “Oh, sure. What’s the matter?”

Customer: “I heard a group of teenagers over there talking, and they said the cake that you serve is a lie.”

Me: “…”

Customer: “What exactly do you have to say for yourselves?! I come in here, expecting to find a decent establishment, only to find out you are selling fake food!!”

Me: “Um, ma’am. They were repeating a popular phrase from the internet. I can assure you, the cake that we sell very much exists.”

Customer: “Prove it! Show me this cake.”

Me: *points*

Customer: “Oh. In that case you should write a letter to the internet about how they’re making up rumors about your products.”

Me: “I’ll… I’ll do that. Thank you.”